From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad…instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away
“If I ever decide to give up on you, understand how much that took out of me. I’m the type to give endless chances, always have your back even when you are wrong, and truly accept you for who you are. When the rest of the world doesn’t want you, I will. So if I gave up on you, understand it took everything I had left inside of me to leave you…because if I love you, and care about you, there isn’t anything on the planet I wouldn’t do for you.”
also fun news: we have a radioactive cat at work right now. Her poop and pee has to be stored separately for 6 weeks to let the radiation decay. We’re not allowed to touch her— i mean, we technically CAN but we can’t be face-to-face with her and no lap time allowed. We can’t even be within 3 feet of her for more than 30 minutes.
and she’s SO FRIENDLY. she walks up with that little purruprpppruprrupp!! walk cats do. She wants to be held.
Either that or she’s hoping her radiation will kill me.
Wait how DID she get radioactive?
Thyroid treatment! She has hyperthyroidism, meaning her thyroids are making too many hormones. Radioactive iodine (I-131) was used to destroy some of her thyroid, which will hopefully reduce the hormones released into her system.
Does she have superpowers now or are they still developing?
So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model.
If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story
Storu
Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass.
My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands.
She bought a ticket and pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit. Literally no one even questioned her.
She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office. She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“
Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.
